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BONEDALE, Colorado (April 1, 2021) – Mountainflow eco-wax today announced a new line of all-natural, sustainable mustache wax for the discerning mustachian looking for an upgrade in handsomeness and sex appeal. The new line of men’s grooming waxes will debut in three exciting flavors; light-beer, mountain musk, and cool-ranch.
“At mountainFLOW, we’re always looking to the next horizon of waxing stuff; it’s our passion,” said MountainFLOW’s founder and CEO Peter Arlein. After conquering the world of ski wax, it was a tough decision for what to do next, and whenever I have a tough decision, I always find answers by leveling with the man in the mirror, and this was no different.”
Inspired by Arlein’s world-famous and irresistible signature ‘lip-sweater,’ the three flavors of the new line of mustache-wax draw inspiration from ski culture and are sure to please both the wearer and their friends. The light-beer flavor gives the unmistakable feeling of a frosty brewski after a long day on the slopes. Mountain Musk is guaranteed not to disappoint anyone looking for a melange of campfire and leather work gloves. Cool-ranch flavor provides instant gratification to anyone suffering from ‘the munchies’ when they just can’t shake the high from the edibles they got on their recent ski-trip in Colorado.
About MountainFLOW eco-wax: Our full line of waxes and polishes will please anyone looking to put a fresh polish on their hard-goods and get a slipperier experience every day. A full lineup of ski, bike, and mustache wax is available now at mountainflow.com. #goofyface #aprilfools